Tuesday, 2 October 2007
Friday, 6 April 2007
Willie and Fly Fishing
Caught this wee beauty today on a size 14 Soldier Palmer on the Spey. Not many flies hatching so pleased to get anything at all. Fed the family for a month!!!
Wednesday, 21 March 2007
Willie and Badminton
Love the game. Play my mate Andy the Gaelic teacher 2-3 times each week. Watch the video, I play the winning shot at the far side of the court!!!!
Thought you'd like it.
Thought you'd like it.
Saturday, 10 March 2007
Willie and Mary!
Subject: mars & venus
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE ....
One evening last week, Mary and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom? " Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE ....
One evening last week, Mary and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom? " Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
Saturday, 3 March 2007
Willie and Football
Just in from Inverness Caley Thistle v Dundee United. It was terrible. Have watched ICT often this year..... not a great deal of football being played. Then again none of the opposition have produced anything that could be classed as entertainment. Scottish football is in some state.
This is a picture of my mate Willie Ross at the Dundee Utd game. He's a season ticket holder and has to watch it every other week. He! He! He! He!
I'm actually a Partick Thistle fan. We got humped 0-4 at home to Clyde today and my brother says it should have been 0-8.
Next game is Scotland v Georgia... am I wise going all that way?
I'm actually a Partick Thistle fan. We got humped 0-4 at home to Clyde today and my brother says it should have been 0-8.
Next game is Scotland v Georgia... am I wise going all that way?
Thursday, 1 March 2007
Willie and Mountain Rescue
I have been a member of Cairngorm Mountain Rescue Teamfor over 25 years and have taken part in many exciting and important rescues. We recently featured on channel 4's programme called "Britain's Worst Weather". I like to get to the hills with my mates as often as possible.
PS I'm on the left and that's my mate Donnie on the right!
Willie and Partick Thistle
I have been a Partick Thistle fan all my life and am proud to be of the red and yellow persuasion. I have witnessed the highs and lows of the football spectrum and look forward to the halcion days of the 70's returning to Firhill.
Willie and ICT
I teach in Kingussie High School and have a keen interest in all technology and how it is going to shape our future.
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